Category: Printables

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Free Printable: Horse Humor Advisory

Horses Are Not Funny

If you’re like me, you’ve probably referenced horses in a jovial tone or even outright used one in a joke. And I KNOW you’ve shared at least one horse meme—we all have. Unfortunately this behavior has to stop because according to some random lady, we are exploiting these beautiful creatures. It also seems we are negatively impacting her popsicle stick horse art business.

If you want to support this woman’s message and champion the majesty and nobility of the Horse, you can download one of her flyers below and print it out.

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Free Printable: Weird Little Valentine’s Day Cards

Weird Little Valentines - Robert

Display of small weird Valentine's Day cardsLast year I made a display of little Valentine’s Day cards and left it in Walgreens. I also set up a display of free cards in the library of my local community college. (I escaped just as the librarian was talking in hushed tones to campus police about some guy who was loitering…)

This year I am giving away the print file for free! Download the PDF at the link below, and print some weird little Valentines for your friends. I used a heavy cardstock paper, and printed on both sides (flipped along the long edge). Then simply cut and fold.

Download Printable PDF

If you don’t want to do all that tiresome printing, cutting, and folding, you can buy a pack of these cards here and make me do it for you.

Or send a weird Valentine eCard!

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PokeyMa’am Art Files

Our t-shirt printing provider has declined to print our PokeyMa’am designs, which is understandable given how lawsuit-happy The Pokemon Company can be. Even fair use parody works present a risk when a huge company loves to sue and has mountains of cash they can easily afford to throw away on the case.

So, here are the PokeyMa’am art files for free download. You are welcome to upload them anywhere and create a shirt for yourself.

Pokeymaam Pink Achoo T-Shirt

Pink Achoo

PokeyMa'am Charming Her T-Shirt

Charming Her

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Mask Applied Poster

Mask your wallet

Some local businesses still being overly zealous with their mask rules, without any good reason (beyond fear and virtue-signaling). If they still require masks and are being assholes about it, you can put up this sign nearby. If masks are required, I’ll mask my wallet. Thanks for the money-saving tip, guys!

Download link:

✅ Mask Applied (PDF)

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STAY SANF Poster

STAY SANF

Since posting my How to Wear a Mask sign, I have received multiple requests from fans for the printable file so that they can hang up their own copies. The files below are PDFs. (Note: the file was designed with 0.17″ page margins, so you may need to adjust your printer settings to get a full print. Alternatively you could scale down the print slightly.)

Please share photos of your signs when your put them up by tagging me @LegbootLegit on social media!