Last year I made a display of little Valentine’s Day cards and left it in Walgreens. I also set up a display of free cards in the library of my local community college. (I escaped just as the librarian was talking in hushed tones to campus police about some guy who was loitering…)

This year I am giving away the print file for free! Download the PDF at the link below, and print some weird little Valentines for your friends. I used a heavy cardstock paper, and printed on both sides (flipped along the long edge). Then simply cut and fold.

Download Printable PDF

If you don’t want to do all that tiresome printing, cutting, and folding, you can buy a pack of these cards here and make me do it for you.

Or send a weird Valentine eCard!

Some local businesses still being overly zealous with their mask rules, without any good reason (beyond fear and virtue-signaling). If they still require masks and are being assholes about it, you can put up this sign nearby. If masks are required, I’ll mask my wallet. Thanks for the money-saving tip, guys!

Download link:

✅ Mask Applied (PDF)

Since posting my How to Wear a Mask sign, I have received multiple requests from fans for the printable file so that they can hang up their own copies. The files below are PDFs. (Note: the file was designed with 0.17″ page margins, so you may need to adjust your printer settings to get a full print. Alternatively you could scale down the print slightly.)

Please share photos of your signs when your put them up by tagging me @LegbootLegit on social media!

 

• How to Wear a Mask (Version 1)
  Version 1 is the original, somewhat faded/washed out looking. I made it this way so that the masks would stand out from the background when printed on my printer.
• How To Wear A Mask (Version 2)
  Version 2 has darker, more vibrant colors. Try both versions to see which prints better from your own printer.
• How To Wear A Mask (Version 3)
  Version 3 is better optimized for grayscale printing.
• How To Wear A Mask (Version 4)
  Version 4 has an alternate “MAYBE?” swapped in as one of the examples.