- Chest is the width of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured 1 inch below the arm hole.
- Body is the full length of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured from the back neckline seam straight down to the bottom of the hem.
- Sleeve is the length of each sleeve, measured from the center back of neck, to the shoulder point, to the finished hem.
Navy SEAL Copypasta—T-Shirt
What the f— did you just f—ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals…
The back of this shirt immortalizes the legendary bravado of the classic Navy SEALs screed, making it easy to show off how badass you are. Sniveling wimps will take one glance at your intimidating credentials (formed in the shape of a helmeted skull) and buckle beneath your formidable stature. The tattered and battle-worn flag in the background testifies to the number of F—‘s you give: zero.
The front of this shirt—which by order of secret military law can only be worn by the most Hardcore Patriots—features the insignia of the special Gorilla Warfare division of the armed forces.
Get this shirt today and let all maggots everywhere cower in fear!
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Printed in the USA