Meat on the Seat Book and Poseable Meat Doll

The Meat on the Seat — A Yuletide Tell-All

Watercolor illustration of two children thinking about SantaNew toy and story book tell the sordid truth about St. Nick’s seedy empire!

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Have you ever wondered about Santa? The Meat on the Seat is a story by Leginald Bootée that tells what’s REALLY going on up there at the North Pole.

Watercolor illustration of Santa leaving some raw meat behind on a chairThis beautifully illustrated and horrifically written book is sure to raise eyebrows and make your whole family chuckle uncomfortably.  It comes with an adorable stuffed meat toy that will make everyone say “wow.”

The Legboot Press has released an extremely limited edition (one copy) of this book, accompanied by a poseable meat doll. It is sure to become a holiday classic.

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