51 reviews for Thnickel — Theo’s Thick Coins
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Thnickel — Theo’s Thick Coins
$50
Now is your chance to own one of Theo’s thnickels from the 2026 mintage (while supplies last). You can read more about them on his website.
- Date on these coins is 2026
- Very collectible and hefty
- Coins are die-struck in 17-4 stainless steel (17% chromium, 4% nickel)
- Size is roughly 0.84″ diameter, 0.6″ thick
Or check out Gold Thnickels!
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
Thick. Just like I like ’em!
Nelson (verified owner) –
In mass we trust
Joel P. (verified owner) –
Received my Thnickel quickly and it exceeds all expectations.
Joshua W. (verified owner) –
I came across the Thnickel while perusing Youtube shorts and decided to check them out. I missed the first batch drop, so I reached out to see when the next batch was going to drop and I was met with a quick response and when the next drop came I snatched one up and was not disappointed on the quality and look of the Thnickel.
David R. (verified owner) –
The presentation is immaculate. The wax seal. The little 1.00 THNICKEL coin wrapper.
And the article itself is a beauty.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
John Naumovich (verified owner) –
I always wanted a thick coin. I couldn’t resist when I saw the Thickle. It was beyond all my expectations.
HAMPTER BEEF –
This
Hampter
Nickel
Is
Contagiously
Kool
Epic and
cooL
Brandon –
I like my coins like I like my women. THICC!
Anon –
Truly a blessing. I didn’t think a nickel, let alone a thick nickel could change my life. But I guess life doesn’t always make sense. I ordered the thnickle. Opened the thnickle. My eyes almost instantly began tearing up.
10/10 reccomend for all things
This is the thneed of the actual world
Scott (verified owner) –
I now have the respect of my peers. 10 stars.
Christopher S. (verified owner) –
Robert Warren (verified owner) –
very satisfied, it went right through my neighbors windshield with one throw
Daniel (verified owner) –
Thick, like coinage should be. The wax seal was satisfyingly formal.
Jonathan Foster (verified owner) –
This was beyond everything I expected. Great packaging. I felt like I was opening the most magnificent thnickel when I got it out of the postal packaging. The thnickel came complete from the waxed seal packaging to even the thnickel coin roll. This was one of the best times I’ve had opening the packaging. Now that I have the thnickel in hand I feel safe again working in my garage late at night. I learned about the thnickel on Reddit and told myself I have to get one of these. I read Theos story and told myself im going to support this man. When receiving the thnickel in the mail I wasn’t disappointed one bit. There was a lot of thought and devotion put in to the thnickel. It’s a sad story that hat to come to this but the finished product is exactly what’s needed.
Theodore Wheeler (verified owner) –
The Thnickel has arrived, and not only is it magnificent, it’s intimidating.
I leave it in the center of the living room like a metallic guardian.
If a burglar ever enters my home, they will:
1. See the Thnickel
2. Sense its density
3. Immediately understand they are outclassed
Should they persist, they may trip over it, fall, or simply be psychologically defeated by the notion of a coin this unnecessarily massive.
I never expected a piece of currency to double as both décor and passive home defense, yet here we are.
Shane M –
Since I received my thnickels, the people in my village have now begun to speak in hushed impressed tones whenever I pass by, and the local louts and ne’er do wells keep their distance. I’m sure it has everything to do with my new coinage and the respect it commands.
Daniel S. (verified owner) –
Heft! I WILL be respected.
Tony Mccallum –
I am so very sad that I missed out on the last batch. Only just found out about Theo’s Thnickels today. I also am out in my garage until 2 a.m. or other wee hours of the morning. I live a bit outside of town and feel vulnerable at hours when only nocturnal animals should be stirring about. When I saw Theo’s Thnickel on Reddit, I thought “WOW!!”, finally a tool, weapon, work of art, transcendental artifact that could possibly communicate with universal consciousness and knowledge. Sadly, when I went to purchase the only thing on the planet that could make me feel safe and respected, found that it was sold out and no further batches would be produced. Perhaps I am destined to walk the wasteland’s of the world in the shadows alone and afraid.
Cliff P. (verified owner) –
Theo is a stand-up guy and deserving of respect. His thick coins are hefty and intimidating. I now feel that my garage and push brooms are secure. Thank you, Theo!
Kudos F. –
I am the proud owner of a .999 pure silver Thnickel, #7 of 77 produced!
I also got a copper Thent that arrived in the mail just the other day.
Truly, madly, deeply, the finest coinage ever to grace this planet.
Mike M. (verified owner) –
The heft of this thing is supremely satisfying. An awesome addition to my coin collection.
Chad (verified owner) –
Awesome thnickel!!!!
Jason (verified owner) –
defeated 3 burglars since receiving it
Maria C. (verified owner) –
These arrived just in time as a pair of ne’er-do-wells made an attempt at my newly arrived post as I returned from the mailbox. Luckily, armed with the thnickels in hand, I was able to fend them off heartily. It will be a long day before they disrespect me again, as one of them will see the reminder of Theo Nichols face imprinted into his tender skin every time he looks at his forehead in the mirror. Money spent well for money well spent!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
cool Thnickle thanks
Lee N. (verified owner) –
This thnickel is
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
And commands respect
Joseph (verified owner) –
So thick! So nickel! I finally feel safe in my home with my Thnickel loaded in my Thlingshot ready for any stupid intruder. Theo was and is right on the money. Keep up the good work Legboot!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Hilarious
Joel D. (verified owner) –
Jeffrey A. (verified owner) –
The Thnickle, with its heft, shall dent the sternums of my enemies and unfix their fixed joints.
Colin S. (verified owner) –
Joe D. (verified owner) –
Jake (verified owner) –
Awesome! So glad I was able to get my hands on one this time!
Keaton (verified owner) –
Gargantuan
Chad Wiltz (verified owner) –
Respect Shall Be Youra
Brandon Najarian (verified owner) –
Quality thnickle
Anonymous (verified owner) –
No one else is doing it like Theo is doing it. Truly a masterwork of heftiness. Any collection without a Thnickel is severely lacking in mass.
John Thomassen (verified owner) –
Wonderful chonky boi.
Sands (verified owner) –
I’m down with the thickness
bryan b. (verified owner) –
Kodi Etzler (verified owner) –
Ryan (verified owner) –
Anonymous (verified owner) –
So thick
Jesse J. (verified owner) –
After receiving the coin, i am now being treated with the respect i deserve. Thank you Theo!
Michael (verified owner) –
Home run! Circle the bases.
Chris (verified owner) –
Charles M. (verified owner) –
At last, a nickel thick enough to withstand this economy.
The faces were struck beautifully and evenly, all lines sharp and clear, no marring on the finish.
The inner packaging is perfect for the product, and suitable for display alongside the coin itself.
Michael (verified owner) –
Ever since receiving my Thnickel, I received a promotion at work, and feel much more well respected. Using this as my EDC piece.
Reed P. (verified owner) –
Tim Williams (verified owner) –
After years of low testosterone, I thought I would give this a try. After receiving the Thnickel I immediately noticed I had more energy, more confidence and received the admiration of my friends and neighbors as a leader. After receiving the Thent , my doctor is astonished that my progress. I carry them separately in each pocket as to not combine the powers they exude. I think it would be too dangerous.
Thank you, Theo