Taken Hostage By An Insecure Boyfriend — T-Shirt

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Gildan 5.3oz T-Shirt

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  • Chest is the width of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured 1 inch below the arm hole.
  • Body is the full length of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured from the back neckline seam straight down to the bottom of the hem.
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L223018.5
XL243120
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3X283323

We all know someone who gifts their significant other this type of t-shirt unironically. Let’s face it, they are kind of creepy and possessive. Now you too can get in on the dysfunction with a shirt of your own! (Just be careful not to blink twice unless you really mean it.)

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash is a 99/1 cotton-poly blend)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Printed in the USA
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2 reviews for Taken Hostage By An Insecure Boyfriend — T-Shirt

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  1. James (verified owner)

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  2. Anonymous (verified owner)

    Nice quality and also quite hilarious amongst my friends. Highly recommend!

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Description

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash is a 99/1 cotton-poly blend)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Printed in the US

The full text on the shirt reads:

I am actually sincerely so sorry
I am taken hostage by a freaking insecure whiny-ass boyfriend
He’s controlling & emotionally abusive
If I blink twice I’m asking for help
Acknowledge I exist and he’ll threaten to kill himself, so back off
Don’t leave please help me
(yes, he bought me this shirt and begs for selfies to check that I’m wearing it)

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