Sorry Ladies, I Am Taken — T-Shirt

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Gildan 5.3oz T-Shirt
  • Chest is the width of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured 1 inch below the arm hole.
  • Body is the full length of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured from the back neckline seam straight down to the bottom of the hem.
  • Sleeve is the length of each sleeve, measured from the center back of neck, to the shoulder point, to the finished hem.

A crazy girlfriend will seriously buy her boyfriend shirts like this and make him wear them. The upside is, if you want people to believe that you have a girlfriend, you can buy one for yourself and wear it in public. No one will suspect it isn’t true!

Make sure to cast occasional wary glances over your shoulder and jump at loud noises—it makes the whole schtick more believable.

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is cotton/poly blend)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Printed in the USA
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  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
  • 90/10 cotton/poly blend (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Printed in the US

The full text on the shirt reads:

I am honest, deeply, so sorry, Ladies
I am taken prisoner by a freaking batshit crazy girlfriend
She’s clinically insane & scares me daily
If I blink twice I’m asking for help
If you look at me she’ll actually plot your murder, so back off
I have PTSD from this relationship please help
(yes, she threatens me if I refuse to wear this shirt)

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