Off The Elf — Christmas Elf Accessory Pack

The legal team from Lumistella Company has sent threatening letters to me about this, which isn’t surprising given the spying coercive nature of their elf toy characters.

Despite the parody status of the item, and the fact that it has been discontinued for years, I have censored the product image out of goodwill toward Lumistella. Merry Christmas!

Know someone with an elf infestation? This elf disposal kit is the perfect gift for the stressed parent in your life. Finally, the bonds of parental guilt can be loosed and December can be tolerable once again!

Includes:

• Festively colored elf entanglement net
• Cookie-scented elf poison (lethal)
• Fake farewell note for the kiddos

Custom made item; quantities extremely limited.