Breathtakingly Damaged Girlfriend — T-Shirt

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Gildan 5.3oz T-Shirt

How to measure
  • Chest is the width of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured 1 inch below the arm hole.
  • Body is the full length of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured from the back neckline seam straight down to the bottom of the hem.
  • Sleeve is the length of each sleeve, measured from the center back of neck, to the shoulder point, to the finished hem.
SIZECHEST (INCHES)BODY (INCHES)SLEEVE (INCHES)
S182815.5
M202917
L223018.5
XL243120
2X263221.5
3X283323

Do you have a boyfriend who literally exists? Is his main attribute that he is available? Are you craving even more attention than his lame ass is able to provide? Look no further, buy yourself this shirt.

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash is a 99/1 cotton-poly blend)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Printed in the USA
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Description

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash is a 99/1 cotton-poly blend)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Printed in the US

The full text on the shirt reads:

Yes! I’m a breathtakingly damaged girlfriend
But not yours
I am the property of a friggin’ boyfriend
He literally exists & is a boy I know
But he is a perfect mixture of pathetic and nearby
I hate him & he gives me the attention I crave
Mess with me
Please mess with me, it will give me an excuse to dump his lame ass
(yes, I bought myself this shirt)

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