- Chest is the width of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured 1 inch below the arm hole.
- Body is the full length of the t-shirt when laying flat, measured from the back neckline seam straight down to the bottom of the hem.
- Sleeve is the length of each sleeve, measured from the center back of neck, to the shoulder point, to the finished hem.
Adolescent Deformed Ninny Tortoise — T-Shirt
From: $24
“Cowbung, duds!”
They’re young, they’re deformed, they’re quadrupedal anthropomorphic reptiles!
Michelle, Leondarno, Don’t and Carlos like to fight crime and eat rotten lettuce. They know marital arts. Join this unlikely squad of ninnies by getting a shirt today.
Also available as a hoodie »
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Printed in the USA
Description
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
- 90/10 cotton/poly blend (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Printed in the US
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Denise (verified owner) –
I love this shirt. I bought it for a birthday present but did not expect it to actually come and it did and it’s great. 5 stars! I am a LegBoot customer for life!
Hanna (verified owner) –
This shirt is hilarious and I want to wear it all the dang time now.
Andrea B. (verified owner) –
Matt (verified owner) –
My favorite part is how rad it is.
Eric Steele (verified owner) –
This shirt is totably tooboolar!
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William (verified owner) –
Cowaburger!
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Thomas Cleary (verified owner) –
Absolutely loved it. The shirt itself is solid and the design is A+
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Came exactly as I expected, no discoloration, no issues. I recommend it if it makes you laugh
Téa T. (verified owner) –
The highest quality bootleg I’ve ever bought! Delivery took longer than expected but customer service was really helpful!
Matt (verified owner) –
Anonymous (verified owner) –
It great, it nice, it 5 stars
Ryan (verified owner) –
I laughed so goddamned hard, I had no choice to buy this shirt. Now I own a Yacht.
Victoria B. (verified owner) –
Michael Iacone (verified owner) –
I can’t read this shirt with out cracking up. Thank you.
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Andrea C. (verified owner) –
My daughter loved the tshirt, good quality!
Seth (verified owner) –
I got this for my son. Shipping was quick. The shirt and graphic seem to be good quality. My son thought it was hilarious
Keelan (verified owner) –
My favorite tortoise is Don’t.
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Julissa (verified owner) –
My boyfriend loved it so much, thank you.