I went to the mall and walked into Macy’s with two of my bootleg t-shirts: an Adolescent Deformed Ninny Tortoise shirt, and a Please Do Not The Cat shirt.
I tried to find a good place to stash them, but it seems Macy’s does not have a graphic tee section. Sad.
I had to settle for several random clothing racks, one of which was a bit more conspicuous than I tend to prefer.